Sometime in the 1980's:
Your mommy and I were at the gun club. We were walking, and suddenly, I saw something from the corner of my eye. I told mommy "STOP! DON'T MOVE!" There was a grass snake next to mommy. It was upright but not moving, just like a blade of grass.
I raise the shotgun and fired a round.
Paam! The snake dissappeared! Nothing Left!
You see, when I go out, I always do a sweep across to take a look at everything. When I sweep back, I can tell if something has changed or moved.
[Witness' account: the grass snake was small and thin, just like a blade of lallang.]
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